carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i’ve never hit reblog so quickly in my life

(Source: survivingreichenbach)

reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this

(Source: androgyns)

erected:

nawsike:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

im british and i approve of this message

(Source: agent-pond)

ahorsecalledhonour:

Wonderful

adamsackler:

“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers

kanerd:

#F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER #U IS FOR YOU AND ME #N IS FOR NOT TELLING YOU THAT I’M THE CHESAPEAKE RIPPER SO I CAN SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH YOU WILL #DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: hxcfairy)

drownedinblissfulconfusion:

fahrbotica:

thecalmwasdeceptive:

bittenbyscarlett:

Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans in a romantic scene during the filming of “Captain America: The Winter Soldier.”

Guys

guys

oof

I don’t know what I’m FEELING

I believe the feeling you’re looking for is no.

#Now let me frame you for the multiple murders I’ve committed 

(Source: willliamgraham)

angelofthelard:

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for never telling you about your encephalitis and letting you spiral deeper and deeper into your own madness until you snap and join me on a murder spree

bennylafitte:

takes will graham to a hospital and lets him be examined by doctors that don’t manipulate/lie to him and he gets proper treatment and then takes will graham back to his house and sits him down on a comfortable chair and gives him blankets and hot chocolate and pets his head and gathers his dogs around him and reads him happy stories until he goes to sleep (◕‿◕✿)

linear-relationships:

servantofsadako:

sheepishfox:

what if hannibal met gordon ramsay

MY GRANDMOTHER COULD COOK ME BETTER THAN YOU’RE COOKING ME.

*spits out drink*